Office Life
We could write a tv comedy series here – but nobody would believe
On Monday the dustmen were going to come out on strike again due to non payment of wages but they didn’t need to bother, the filling station has stopped supplying the Council with petrol due to unpaid bills. Staff all got letters forecasting a power cut all day Wednesday but we were all to come to work as usual. Tuesday we had no electricity and with no windows in my room, no computer, no printer and no candles I went to work at home. Wednesday we had power and a Council meeting (the third one this year) – 9.30 png time but 11.15 by my clock. The initial prayers again had no effect on the subsequent shouting and swearing and the previous minutes had been lost or stolen so could not be confirmed. A senior officer from the Province was scheduled to attend and advise on the mayor’s eligibility to chair the meeting given the current investigation into an alleged forgery on his part but had sent apologies and a verbal go-ahead. A posse was sent to find the chap if only to get something in writing but to no avail. Half an hour later the meeting resumed and before I realised so I missed item number one - a letter from the Government querying (at the very least) why we were paying councillors their legal monthly allowance every fortnight (it had been slipped into the annual budget a couple of years ago and nobody had noticed - till now). A long discussion about the previous Town manager who has been living in his Council house and paying no rent since losing his job over two years ago. Resolved to give him 24 hours notice to move out and to charge him for the missing rent. The meeting then adjourned for a week for the clerk to serve the notice.
Some bright spark, after a night’s drinking I guess has decided that the 100+ large trees flanking the sole road into the town must be felled urgently to allow a 4-lane motorway to be built. This will be so much more impressive than simply repairing the potholes which is all that is needed. So, with our grasscutters having no petrol we have put them onto plotting and counting the trees so we can see what work is involved and then we will paint big crosses on each tree to see if we can raise some public interest !
4 Comments:
Maybe you could write a carry on film based on your experiences. Have a brilliant birthday party - will try to drop in by skype over the wekeend and wish you happy birthday in e-person.
Loads of Love
xxxBecca
also - god they can't rip those trees down! They are amazing!
and we thought we had it bad with mp's expense scandals over here... that's crazy. Hope you had a fab birthday party. xx h
Hahhahahahahhahahahha! have just read Fatima's blog - did you know she refers to you as 'very old'!
Becca
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